Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML
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LexSwift 17
Time to grab the hole puncher.
snowmount07 6
It Was Pain!
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Comments (194)
ladyLALAA 29
Wow, wtf! Where were the little girls parents? I would have lost it!!
RA1N_fml 0
Little bastard.
track96 4
ohhh the irony.
blair_x 12
That's ******* heartless. I remember in kindergarten I accidentally tripped on the carpet flooring and a staple got shoved up my knee. It hurt like a motha, I will never forget that. FYL OP.
bubo_fml 11
After all, the store is named "Staples!" It was only a matter of time before you got 'pronged!' Was the little terror trying to hang a 'kick me' sign on your back? Damn those meddling kids! Raised on Looney Tunes & Hanna-Barbera!
MrLoux 6
Pimp slap the bitch!
kzzubigirl6 3
Where has the new generation gotten all there evil??!?!?
aron666 25
You should have a bitch-slapper device....it works believe me:p
blacksswan 10
She was just marking her territory.
jeffnine 4
That's what I call irony