Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
Today, in frustration, I threw a spanner across the room at work, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. I woke up in an ambulance with a cracked skull and a gorgeous EMT lady. I would've tried to ask her out, but while I was out cold I'd pissed myself, and the whole ambulance reeked of it. FML
Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
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Jessick_1 0
"Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML" Poor woman.
SomeDude148 0
Maybe you should get a new job.
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Comments (137)
vxjazz 0
You call yourself a lifeguard? Pathetic.
Alex_DeLarge 0
If you can't deal with life and death situations, GTFO out lifeguarding. If a little 4 year old starts to drown, it is your damn job to save his ass. You can't be going into shock, that's not something life guards can afford to do.
dancercuity922 0
thats sucks man, but maybe you should think about getting a new job.
thinkpink 0
I'm with 20.
snapperturtle 0
I call BS. Nobody goes into shock and walks into a tree. That's just stupid.
Aldebaran_fml 0
#20 i agree, i also think is fake. On otrher hands i really think that if it was true this is a case of a poorly selected and trained ifeguard that can´t deal with stress, in that case i think is a YDI, and also a danger to the comunity.
Treehugger 0
You shouldn't go into shock. You should have gone into 'I know wut to do and am on autopilot mode.' That's how a lifeguard is supposed to work during an incident of some sort. I would know. I've been a lifeguard for 3 years. Was this your first time having an incident? Either way, I would think long and hard about keeping your job. What if that woman had that seizure in the pool? she could have drowned while you were in your shock.
Majormaxo 0
How do you go into shock and WALK INTO A TREE? thats just retarded
ellameno 2
Hopefully you get fired since you're unable to actually do your job.
layout50 0
1) yes, lifeguards are trained to handle these situations. 2) maybe it was a waterpark? there would be plenty of trees around for shade 3) time to get a new job. yes it's traumatic, but like #48 said, you should go on autopilot when something like this happens