Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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Harpy20 24
I find it odd that the mother didn't verify what you would come as if she knew her kid hated clowns. Usually the costume of the entertainer is discussed beforehand.
MrsDruidess 23
hey money is money! There is not much of a difference between a clown and a princess regardless of gender at your age. ;-)
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Comments (83)
jw90 18
Should of went as Batman! No body hates Batman.
Enslaved 38
What about the Joker? :P
grghillis96 15
Not even the Joker hates Batman cos he's that awesome
Starwarsgeek275 14
I hate Batman.
Camillaheha 18
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all? - YOU! :D
Kalipczo 21
Why did she hire a clown if her kid is afraid of clowns
queerdragon 20
You got paid. However, I would take this as a learning experience and keep another costume, change of clothes, or something in the car for emergencies like this.
benmec 18
You know you looked fabulous in that dress!!! And I bet you had a little fun workin' it!! It's all good if you didn't need spanx.
DasHaas 9
You're an entertainer... isn't this what you do?
VeganVampyre 27
Entertain? Yes. But probably not in a dress, typically... I think he should just look at it as a fun trip to the past. I mean, back in Shakespeare's time all the actors were male, so about half of them had to go through the same thing as OP. just imagine, OP, if you had to wear a dress every day! :P
dudeimmadoc 9
Years from now, this kid will look at his birthday photos and wonder just what went down that day.
alicat089 18
username stealer lol
jonahwalzer 12
Im sure you were a pretty princess!:)
FezzesAreCool 18
At least the kids were entertained!