Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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Harpy20 24
I find it odd that the mother didn't verify what you would come as if she knew her kid hated clowns. Usually the costume of the entertainer is discussed beforehand.
MrsDruidess 23
hey money is money! There is not much of a difference between a clown and a princess regardless of gender at your age. ;-)
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Comments (83)
lanco_fml 10
I think it's great that you did that..that's what an actor is ask about
ninjuh_wingman 29
Why is it that she didn't know you were going to come dressed as a clown? Did she call your employer and say, "Just send someone dressed as something for my kid's party."
PenguinBitch 44
Kids: Aren't you suppose to be a clown? OP: Bitch, I'm fabulous!
svalaedgren 18
It's a job, who cares what you had to wear.
ldawesome12 10
I flick **** bitch u
Harpy20 24
Just going to assume that you like the idea of a guy in a tight pink dress...
ninjuh_wingman 29
This had to be the least understandable sentence ever written.
Grand_Cookie 21
Well, Alex, I'll take "da fuq???" For $500 please.
kumarina 35
Did you felt pretty??
lux0rd 18
Yes. He felt pretty, he felt pretty and witty and gaaaaaaayyyy and he pitys any girl who isn't him today lalalalalalalalalala.
Supa15 8
Have fun with it, they're just kids anyway
bluewizardry 3
that happened in despicable me 2
1dvs_bstd 41
"Aw, being a clown sucks! You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business" -Homer
annie_nk 23
The fact that your profile picture is The Joker makes this comment that much better.
RedPillSucks 33
admired by the elderly?
apollo436 11
Hmm... Did it work?