Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML
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Top comments
yahoowizard 16
Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now
eltapatio16 5
Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!
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Comments (81)
TheInscrutable 0
Wow. Like to see how she reacts when I throw up, don't flush, and leave the seat up. REVENGE!
payten73 6
XD my mom does that crazy shit too
makowiec 11
Why are so many people putting YDI? :s
NeatNit 33
Not that many... And there are always some. Either they see this story from a different prespective or they're just troll/sarcastic votes. Personally I've seen a few times my opinion was massively outvoted.
teyyoshi 19
oh,my poor english....could anyone help me with my english??? i will appreciate it!!!
Monkeybuttcream 4
Your English seems fine to me. Are you making fun of economic struggles and deflated dollar with all that " poor English" talk? (can I borrow 20 bucks?)
Jaxx66 21
If you really have bad English, the best you can do is talk to someone who speaks English to get better. I've made friends with quite a few German's that way.
cheefer 0
At leest u kan typ betta then most
rattusrattus 19
OK. Next time you throw up, miss the toilet. Do it over the side of the bowl. Make a HUGE mess. And then leave it for her to clean up. When she complains, say you didn't want to disturb her sleep by puking in the toilet and having to flush, or by rummaging around in the cleaning cupboard. As a kindness, throw up on an easily cleaned floor surface, like linoleum of tiles.
rattusrattus 19
*linoleum or tiles. Wait, it sort of makes sense if you look at it cockeyed and through a haze of alcohol...
rhpsfan9 10
I'm sure the mom would just make op scrub the bathroom for making that mess.
Snafuusmc 12
At least you flush unlike some people...
Minx108 12
I managed to get my mum to admit how much this sounds like something she would do. A victory of sorts...
xbrit551 13
The hell? Everyone in that house must be afraid of having to pee or shit at night in fear of being cursed at being what wakes you up. What a lovely way to start the day eh?
Jaxx66 21
Must be afraid of quite a lot in that house, with a tyrant running it.
njgohard 16
Piss in her mouth.
reaganomics 6
^^ No....just Nooo
Okayitwasme 0
Cranky mom, Im thinking PMS,maybe menopause? I would have suggested, 'they have pills for that! Or better yet surgery.' Hope your feeling better OP.
krisymisy 0
It's too bad that you got sick :(