Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
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YayFlameWarz 9
On the brightside your pimp hand's warmed up.
jjames7543 13
I would have loved to have seen you do that
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Comments (181)
MeMareeh 0
And off crawls the spider laughing his hairy lil ass off. :o)
Plaasmaa 4
If that bothers you then stop being a dumbass!
HollisterGirlHCO 2
Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard. Funniest thing all day.
kjcdk1 0
lol fail!
MariaC_fml 0
What a fail ! Lmfao
tj4234 36
this is why incest is illegal...
lexiee016 6
:) please enlighten me. Incest plays a part in this fml because...?
tj4234 36
stereotypes of someone who is inbred are deformities, low intelligence, etc. OP slapped him/herself in the face because of a spider that they saw on the mirror. It is also not that hard to spot that a spider is on a mirror rather than on you. This therefore hints at OPs stupidity.
annihil8or 15
Ur smart
lizliz23 0
do it again do it again
I_Ate_The_Cookie 0
99- are u on drugs? U look like the type of person that should be..:D
mylifeisbad695 0
Having a blonde moment?