Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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satanic_fml 13
i pee on my friends while concious
FerrariCake 2
You were walking to school with no pants on? Sounds like you have worse problems than slipping on ice.
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Comments (75)
rawrcookiemonste 5
aww that's really embarrassing!
RPattzs_gurl 0
This is hilarious! How do you unconsciously pee on your friend? LMAO
jocelyng_fml 0
oh I think op slipped and somehow caused said friend to fal because op bumped into him or her when slipping and than fell on the friend and peed...
sk8erd 15
there goes ur chances of gettin laid =P
denvan 0
lmao hahaha floor was too cold to hold it in
substitutes 0
Wow ice in Alberta already? I wonder when it comes for me in Ontario
tedirvine 2
Im not sure where this guy is living. I'm in Calgary and we've barely seen a hint of snow
thanksforwasting 0
not just ice, its f*cking blizzarding the sh*t out of this place!!!
Lauren10102 3
you can always kill urself.... thats what i do when i get upset jk
omfgitsbug 0
yellow snoooooooowww
ilove_2_poop 0
It's a natural thing to do. Don't worry. Everyone pees. :)
batman8 0
ha, awesome