Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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satanic_fml 13
i pee on my friends while concious
FerrariCake 2
You were walking to school with no pants on? Sounds like you have worse problems than slipping on ice.
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Comments (75)
darude908 1
wait wait. u run with ur genital exposed? WTF? if nit how the hell u piss on someone?
therealducktape 0
The only way this works if your had no pants on or they were taken off by your friend maybe because she thought this would be the perfect oppertunity to get with you and you ended up peeing on her. You suck! =P
Lmfaogimmemore 0
I <3 how u peed at her while being unconscious xD lmao
LilaBear 2
The friend may have been kneeling so close to her on the ground that the friend's knees were right up against her or something like that. Or perhaps the friend lifted her up. OP, that sucks, but isn't terribly uncommon. I remember my sister wet herself when she fainted once.
fthku 13
People, peeing on her does not necessarily mean he sprinkled her with a golden shower. It could just mean she ran to him, turned him over to see what's wrong and he peed on her hands. What I find weird is the fact he somehow fell on his head. OP, are you handless?
Mikki4321 0
Have you ever slipped on ice while running? Because the way it usually goes with me is that I don't even now I'm not running anymore, after two seconds of lying on the ground. It goes so extremely fast you'd have awesome reflexes to catch that fall.
omgpotato 5
ok ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Pacman247 0
lol thats hi-larious
1234567789 0
So u can pee after you r unconsious.. i knew it!!
strobin6969 0
I almost consciously pissed my pants when I read this!
ctp_fml 0
That was awesome. I bet you got so much sympathy.