Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
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Top comments
MrsUchiha 0
The best thing you can do is move on.. I mean there's no way this ****** up your life. You and your hubby know you're not fat so that's all that matters. Congrats on the baby. :)
astro_plastic 0
Train your baby to be a ninja assassin and come see that guy again in a few more months.
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Comments (147)
Jakojan 4
seriously. ive been reading down from the very first FML's and im now almost at the end. i have never once said "this isnt an FML" and have never been tempted to. congrats. youre the 1st person to ever make me feel this way. this isnt an FML.
ghost010 6
Four score and seven kicks to the balls to go. Seriously do it.
PaikenPlayer 0
while waiting for a boat, went to the toilets. I walked in and I saw a real goth-emo type person. I said 'I'm awefully sorry, I thought this was the ladies toilets!' I spun around. Turns out it was the ladies. The woman strutted out cursing at me.
ekul88 0
just because you're pregnant, doesn't mean you're not fat
jussjess 0
Well, there's a way to sell your product.
peachesforyou 0
well I'm only 3 months now and I'm sartin to show. but that's only because I was so small that even that tiny little baby couldn't fit. most of it showing is the fluid tha houses the baby!
Norther 1
OP, thats far from an FML, you're gonna be a mommy soon!
megz1234566 1
so that means your NOT fat not a freakin fml
courtneydanielle_fml 0
aww that's just soo rude
Eternityfalls 0
what a douche