Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML
Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
That is one incredibly strong foot you have! Remind me never to piss you off, because if you ever kick my ass you're liable to kick me a new asshole!
DocBastard 40
KiddNYC - I was first? I didn't even notice! Omg omg what an honor! I didn't even prepare a speech! I'd, um, like to thank my wife for being so great with all the, like support and stuff! And also to the mods for not moderating me! I love you guys! Oh! Oh! And I'd like to thank the man upstairs. THANK YOU, JESUS! YOU ARE THE GREATEST!
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Comments (93)
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
#3 win!!
JoshK9030 0
sounds fun. who doesnt like putting things in holes???
The_Commentor_ 6
I bet you get a lot of speeding tickets.
shibainu519 0
Chuck Norris > Chuck Norris
Rocker909 0
You don't need to fix the floor, you need Weight Watchers.
Rocker909 0
Sorry 44, I didn't see your comment before I posted mine.
awesomeabs 0
epic win
Ray_of_midnight 23
wait, do you rent, or do you own? If you rent, your landlord should be fixing that, and no way should he be charging you or trying to claim you damaged the property. If you own, oh well. Floors do rot out, especially in kitchens and bathrooms where they're subject to getting wet, or where a plumbing failure might have soaked the floor, and the damage can be hidden for some while if it's concealed beneath something like linoleum.
rainport 0
who the **** knows how to spell and it was probly auto speell or sum shit but seriously why this even on here wtf
KatrinaKitten 16
Who's Chuck Norris?
RileyL29 0
Wow. I call this: idiot bitch. exhibit A.
KatrinaKitten 16
Just stop hatin', Riley. You look like a mentally challenged trying-to model ten year old by the way. Try smilin'. You're the dumb person with no life.
HeavyMetalViking 0
73, Chuck Norris is about as famous as DocBastard, KaySL and every1luvsboners. But I bet you don't know them either.
KatrinaKitten 16
I know DocBastard. He's cool:)
j0rdan233j 4
I agree with kitten
khaya 9
At least it wasn't a weak spot in the roof.
KatrinaKitten 16
I doubt someone as overweight as the OP could get on top of the roof.
redbluegreen 41
Never heard of a jolly old man named St. Nicholas? Anyway, you don't have to be overweight to put a hole in the floor. #63 explained it perfectly. Your weight is irrelevant if your floor is damaged.