Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
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DocBastard 40
Don't drink and walk.
Torva_fml 16
Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?
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Comments (74)
upyourzlolz 11
So the story of your life is slipping, falling, and being seemingly intoxicated? Gee. What a life.
hateevryone 15
that is why you always avoid walking on ice
kickboxingchick 5
This made me laugh .
deathbreadstick 10
... I'm pretty sure she meant she is clumsy.
dapheronixx03 6
something i would probably do:$
missmegs129 1
Penguin slide?
pdp_fml 21
This man was just trying to help you. You should get some shoes with cleats next time you go out walking.
girl112891 7
Skate instead of walking next time you notice Icy sidewalks.
HaleyXx_fml 11
Sounds alot like an fml I tried posting yesterday -.- except it happened on the stairs at school near someone cute
upyourzlolz 11
I'm pretty sure that 90% of people on FML can't tell when you're being sarcastic.