Today, I was walking down the street in downtown Charleston where there are a lot of horse-drawn carriage tours and I decided to pick up some litter. Some of it was in a puddle of water, but after I picked up the trash, I realized the puddle was horse urine. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's mom's horse barn. Then I stepped in horse poop. Also I am full of dust. Dusty boi. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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Turnip_Girl 0
Why would you pick up wet rubbish, anyway? There's a fine line between 'doing a good deed' and 'being a dumbass'.
th_fml 0
Good on you for picking up litter. Need more people like you. Sorry about the urine.
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Comments (67)
Downface 0
Omg I live in charlston
Missy23_fml 0
Clueless tourists... The #1 rule of Charleston is to avoid the puddles!!!
serp_fml 0
Here's a Charleston tip: Whenever you see "puddles" marked with a little flag sticking out of a tennis ball cut in half... well those are piss puddles. They also tend to be rather yellow and smell a lot like horse piss.
omnomnom_fml 0
Bahahaha I never thought I'd see an FML from someone who probably goes to school with me (I assume from "downtown Charleston")! Sucks... but I don't know what to say that hasn't already been said!
aotearoa98 0
Bad luck, but I really admire your thoughtfulness for the environment. At least you can wash horse piddle off.
gymdiva1 0
eeeewwwww!!! thats what you get 4 tryin 2 help the environment
jumperluver 0
it is only horse pee. lol. get over yourselves. or go work on a farm for 35 years.
PaisleyKing90 0
I like in South Carolina..
nooneknowskay 7
Haha. You would think the smell would be a red flag. But then again all of market street reeks of it
ZielZone 4
Are you serious?? What a ******* tool. Get used to picking up litter moron, that's probably the best you'll ever achieve