Today, I was walking down the street in downtown Charleston where there are a lot of horse-drawn carriage tours and I decided to pick up some litter. Some of it was in a puddle of water, but after I picked up the trash, I realized the puddle was horse urine. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's mom's horse barn. Then I stepped in horse poop. Also I am full of dust. Dusty boi. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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Turnip_Girl 0
Why would you pick up wet rubbish, anyway? There's a fine line between 'doing a good deed' and 'being a dumbass'.
th_fml 0
Good on you for picking up litter. Need more people like you. Sorry about the urine.
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Comments (67)
AshleyRose784 0
so...wash your hands and get over it
blastvortex 4
No good deed goes unpunished... next!
layelia23 0
stop being such a baby and get over it. its probably cleaner than your piss. it isnt as bad as some of the things i've had to touch at work so get over yourself and buck up.
Zezing 0
Haha you have a shit job.
NasalSex 0
At least it was horse piss and not the other way around, man.
skorpien 1
Yeah, damn good thing too. I'd hate to touch a puddle of piss horse. THAT would TOTALLY ruin my day...
Witchcraft_fml 5
Now that you're covered in horse pee, go find a female horse to spend your life with. The two of you can walk hoof-in-hand through the streets of downtown. Aww. Then you can neighl her! *facepalm*
starry_eyed 0
Good for you for trying to clean up(:
baffledkitten 0
My parents live in Charleston. :D But seriously, you couldn't SMELL that it was urine? It's not exactly odor-free. Sorry, but YDI.
thewhiterabbit11 0
AWWW i feel so sorry for u! u were being so nice *sad face* *tear*
spazz666 18
Wow peiple a horse diaper is just a bag between the horse and the carriage to catch the manure... Research people research
greent_fml 0
YDI for caring about the environment. pussy.