Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
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Top comments
Amethyst888 14
When you said that he didn't release all his anger, I thought you were going to say he started hitting you.
iLike2Teabag 27
Maybe he used to be a rage gamer back in his day.
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Comments (70)
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
That was Karma,for laughing at him.I hope OP made the guy pay for the damages.
AirborneCleric 12
Karma is no more real than bad luck from walking under a ladder.
feelingold 18
so very real indeed! I broke a mirror three years ago and life is still doing me in the ass.
Fmlano 16
Somebody has issues. Y kinda DI for laughing In the first place.
cottoncandymango 17
You should've tended to him immediately to see if he was okay. He may have appreciated it so much that he wouldn't have gone to that extreme of taking his anger out on (what he didn't know was) your car.
Narutosuns2fan 12
Or he wouldn't taken his anger out on OP.
Latino_Nino 10
Well did you try to stop him ?
worldclassrager 41
Hope you had an old clunker...no one would know the difference...but really that's a large Amount of anger...
outoftown 27
That old bitch Karma is getting faster and faster.
TKay916 15
Poor man.
tragicnightmare 15
And yet another FML moment which occurred with the elderly.. Its weird 'cause i used to think the old fogeys were nice o.o
AboveAll04 14
and there's your sign
epic13 12
r/Idiotsfightingthings