Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
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Top comments
Amethyst888 14
When you said that he didn't release all his anger, I thought you were going to say he started hitting you.
iLike2Teabag 27
Maybe he used to be a rage gamer back in his day.
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Comments (70)
ScarletBloom 14
Because your car knocked down the sign and caused him to trip over it? That's why he vented his anger on your car. Chain reaction does happen like merry-go-round.
usernameunkn0wn 18
Where does it say anything about OP's car knocking down the sign? Pretty sure that didn't happen considering OP said he was walking down the street when it happened.
ScarletBloom 14
Just my imagination based on a logical situation. Because this is a phenomenon.
turkturkington 13
You thought that was hilarious before you realised it was your car? You need to sort your life out.
Tyler0913 7
Why sue? Get your own cane an beat the **** out of his house...
BlissfulLiss 18
But when you pry the cane from him and whack him with it, you're the bad guy...
usernameunkn0wn 18
We had an older guy in our neighborhood who has learning disabilities. He would walk around the same two blocks several times a day. He acted the same way (and would also get the cops called on him a lot for damaging cars and property.) So, maybe it's the same case with this guy? Or he's just crazy..
lectricpharaoh 9
Learning disabilities or not, it's not justified behavior. If the guy gets the cops called on him 'a lot', then maybe they should lock him up in either jail or a mental hospital.
usernameunkn0wn 18
Um ok. I never once said it was justified behavior...
davincidasecond 24
Oh hell no. I hope you sued his ass.
buckdharma 38
Maybe he was beating the sign until he noticed it said STOP. I'm guessing he started beating your car next because you drive a Bimmer.
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
I hope you at least called the cops if you didn't outright kick his freaking ass. I would have been in his face...
AngrySailor 17
Did he make a speedy get away with his cane? Sounds like you have two good legs and a car? How did you let him get away?
simsgirlgem 25
I hope you charged him for damage