Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML
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Top comments
brandy18 0
fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob
Dismissal 4
You must have tiny boobs.
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Comments (198)
temescal 0
pictures or it didn't happen.
bishoprsv2 0
Hey, the more the merrier!
spacekid 0
3 jellybeans now i guess
sugarbabyxoxo 2
lol
hazelwolfeyes 0
you made me giggle..o.o..^-^
Domonator 16
I smell a lawsuit* if Victoria's Secret can't accomodate your tri-boobiness. *Yeah, I know, lawsuit comments are mostly posted from the USA.
Pearljammer001 0
hahahaha domonator win *triboobieness* LMAO
boredomowns 0
some guys are into that?...maybe
aeliz 0
FYL for having small boobies.
hazelwolfeyes 0
though..i..still dont know how this is possible..o.O..i have boobs..granted not small ones and have been hit plently of times on the chest as they are the first to arrive anywhere..and i have never gotten a 3rd boobie..O.O..how is this possible?!
redbluegreen 41
I'm thinking it's more of a hyperbole. The bump in question is probably just very very large.
hazelwolfeyes 0
yea i figured it a hyperbole..but im still trying to figure out how bumps come out on someones chest..ive never seen it happen or experienced it. it does catch my interest, i now wish to see if this is truely possible..::goes hunting for the teenage niece::
Caz_the_Spaz 6
*grabs pitchfork and torch* where's the angry mob, can I join