Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in a bathroom stall at work, I pulled out my phone to play Candy Crush. Somehow, I hit the volume button, and my phone blasted a YouTube ad for men’s body spray. The whole room went silent. Then I heard someone say, “You need it, son.” FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
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ShadowWhovian 14
Always check your volume before going on YouTube in public
FrancesShiver 20
Wise words from Fred.
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Comments (174)
flashback_fml 14
Lol how many people actual believe it was a "youtube" video
skyeyez9 25
There is a video on youtube where a female news anchor was reporting some sort of incident. When suddenly a guy runs up, yanks the mic out of her hand and hollers "**** her right in the pussy" and runs off. The woman was just like O.O
awesomeamandas 37
I'm pretty sure you have a few seconds to get out of the video/app on any device. The video has to load. You could have easily hit the home button. I always make sure my volumes are down when I'm in public.
shawnsavage 9
Like if you know the video he's talking about lol
awesomeamandas 37
We don't do that stuff here.
birdybirdchirp 18
**** I wouldn't have to worry about my phone saying that, thats something my coworker would say in public.
lastunusedname 11
You must be one of those assholes who listens to videos/music on their phone, without bothering to plug in some ******* headphones.
tinggo 5
Was it from mind control's stream?
orsombre_fml 11
Do you mean you phoned while in a waiting room? Well OP in that case you deserve it!
HylianTwilight 21
Always keep volume down low OP! I haven't had a time where my phone embarrassed me (unless you count being a clutz and dropping it). But my Mom did... We were in the post office doing some business and her ringtone goes off: I like big butts and I cannot lie! We had a few looks, most offended and some just confused. It was horrifying but awesome at the same time. Also, I need to see this video.
orca2347 2
I watched this video... I think. Kyr sp33dy or jahova
swag_king_455 9
Damnit Fred get your shit together