Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
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fordneagles 34
Hey guys, I'm the OP, for those worried about the grossness of the floor, the cleaners had just been in (the wet floor sign was still there), so I just took off the other sandal and looked a bit of a bogan, but better than replacing everything in my wallet! And for the record, my bag was not on the floor, it was resting on my (previously sandalled) feet. I've never noticed any hooks in the stalls, but then I've never expected someone to try and nick my bag either.
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AsianCookie247 14
Who the **** does that?! File, OP. That's some strange shit.
Keevarou 17
Better than your bag!:) Be glad you escaped with only one shoe stolen and not your bag, still rotten of a person to do though. And you got enough common sense to hold your bag even at places like that, so cheers:)
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Comments (212)
Roflsauruz 12
OP, why the hell didn't you just start stomping on their hand(s)?!??!? ......Or is that what you did, and they grabbed your shoe out of spite? Bluhhhhhh... People can be so ******. Sorry, OP - FYL.
Roflsauruz 12
Oi- 60 said it first, damnit. Still a good idea. Sorry, OP.
Thunderstruck14 30
Probably wouldn't have even hurt if OP was only wearing sandals... now if she'd been wearing steel toe boots or cleats, maybe it would've worked :) I too would like to see the thief's hands broken by OP's foot stomping on them repeatedly.
totheforest84 4
Should have broken their hand. Cut off or damage the offending body part always seemed reasonable to me.
lmfb07 0
Stomp stomp went the foot of the angry person being robbed
pavlovaaLOVE 7
What the hell was the point of stealing one shoe?!?! And what on earth is she going to do with it?? Seems like her pride would not allow her to leave without anything.
MathewBlack 14
You should have stamped on their hand!
ashers81 3
U didn't stay to see Who came out of the other stall with your shoe?? I would have. Calmly, put ur arm up, so she can't get out of the stall, and tell her she's an idiot for stealing a shoe! Who steals a shoe? Just one!? Strange Story
GaleIsHawt 5
Trolls.
Calyx_fml 22
They took your shoe so that you couldn't chase them. But what the hell are you doing in a public toilet with your shoes off? Eww.
fordneagles 34
They were sandals, and they were on my feet until this idiot stole one.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
You shod have stomped I. Their hand!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
*on their
Meettitan 14
You should have leaped from the stall and tackled the theif, then use her face as toilet paper for punishment.