Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
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fordneagles 34
Hey guys, I'm the OP, for those worried about the grossness of the floor, the cleaners had just been in (the wet floor sign was still there), so I just took off the other sandal and looked a bit of a bogan, but better than replacing everything in my wallet! And for the record, my bag was not on the floor, it was resting on my (previously sandalled) feet. I've never noticed any hooks in the stalls, but then I've never expected someone to try and nick my bag either.
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AsianCookie247 14
Who the **** does that?! File, OP. That's some strange shit.
Keevarou 17
Better than your bag!:) Be glad you escaped with only one shoe stolen and not your bag, still rotten of a person to do though. And you got enough common sense to hold your bag even at places like that, so cheers:)
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thatoneguy79 10
It would appear you were the unfortunate victim of an amateur ninja training assignment. The young grasshoppers are sent out to test their skills with the rule that it must be an item deemed dangerous to society. Typically they come back with knifes, firearms, clubs, or the occasional cell phone. Once a student brought back a spork, but we made him return it.
bluelagoon24 19
Seems this thief's code is 'something better than nothing'. If they're that stupid they're probably on eBay selling the single shoe. It's the sort of crap people do these days.
miriam7 2
Dumb people these days.
heythere777 0
At least they didn't take both shoes
littlebluepill 1
Sucks to be u OP. Lucky u were holding the strap though but ew, seriously, putting your bag on the toilet floor? That's pretty gross.
fordneagles 34
I know, that's why (as previously mentioned), my bag was resting on my shoes, which were on my feet.
donkey79 0
People are crazy, crack is a powerful drug. What do they do with the one shoe?
claiiire_fml 17
Wal mart?
Izabushel 65
No Walmart in Australia.
jonwassing 3
That's one determined thief! Seriously, when the purse is snatched away you'd think they'd run like hell. Why the shoe? Spite?
xInwex 12
Wtf? Who does that! What is the world coming to?
LetzzSii 0
That had happen to me before except the part with the shoe of