BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Canada
Occam's razor
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Caution
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Andy
United Kingdom
Stealth
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
annoyed
Paradise Valley, United States
Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
charapos
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
ClumsyTeen
Staten Island, United States
Light sentence
Today, I tried to sneak in at 2 a.m. after going out, since I'm 16, but I tripped over a pair of slippers and landed flat on my face. My body fell quietly, but I let out a very loud and guttural, "Oof." After about a minute, I lifted my face to see my mom standing over me. I'm now grounded for 3 days. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Kaz
United States
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
I don't know my strength
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
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linkinpark98 24
Wow... I guess Windex really does do wonders!
a1f0sff 25
Smart.
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Comments (86)
DuffleBagHero 4
Aaaw, you should have crashed through the roof or broke down the back door , anything works
petraphotoDOTca 6
effin show that door! yeahhh
starman02 12
Why do they deserve it if they were drunk? .. People always assume they make the best decisions while drunk.. I figure it's an FML.. Not a YDI.. Only because they thought they were doing the right/best thing even in they're state of mind. We have all been there before!.. Well.. Most of us have all been there!
LennyComa 39
Was the party worth it?
linkinpark98 24
Not if there wasn't any squirtable cheese. It's never a party until some brings some squirtable cheese! :D
igive 29
the fact that she snuck off probably means she isn't old enough to party, let alone drink.
AGU_zPhantom 0
That must have been some nice Windex your mother used. You completely deserved it for trying to be a rebel and undermine your parents. Maybe some day you'll realize rules are in place for a reason, and you aren't cool or hip for disobeying your parents, and disrespecting your elders.
doubleea 3
And sometimes it actually is cool to break the rules. Thug life.
mandadarling 10
That's using your head!!
kickuwithmyfist 1
FALCON-HEAD!
br0ccoli 15
That Windex works a little TOO well...
jerseyboy732 16
let's give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume her mom is a clean freak and OCD with cleaning windows/doors