Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
leogs23
Nighty night
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unreasonable
Today, after finishing work and collecting my bag from my locker, I yawned as my manager came to ask me a question. She yelled at me for yawning. She then told others that I have a chronic yawning problem at work and need medical intervention. I can't even yawn once after a long tiring day on my own time. FML
CapNCook
Chicago, United States
Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Stuck
Today, I was told by my boss if I was late one more time he fired me. I replied, "Can I quit then if that's the case." He then said no, and gave me more shifts. FML
Anonymous
Leave me alone
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
sleepytime
United States
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
kingkobrastrikes
United States
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Anonymous
Australia
One law for me…
Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML
Anonymous
Grind mindset
Today, I got yelled at for calling out for mandated overtime at work. They told me if I don't switch to another day I will get suspended. FML
Andrew Dutch Beebe
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
Top comments
Shartie 16
I yawned after reading this FML.
Frankie602 13
What the ****?
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Comments (66)
moo77_fml 20
You want to get more sleep
live2loveurself 11
That's entirely illegal
NickTheBleak 2
Are you a lawyer?
pupeve 11
Well that's a bit harsh on their behalf, it's not like you can control when you want or don't want to yawn. :(
KoterPringy 1
Now that's just a whole lot of fuckery .
samurai559 10
I noticed where this FML came from, and this first thing that popped into my mind was: #oilsandsindustry ??? Canada ftw
cool_berry 8
Yawning is a natural human function
samlovesham1234 9
No yawning? What the **** kind of rule is that?!
kseniasolorocks 11
did they say sorry before they said that?
tlnorman 18
That's illegal I live in BC they can't fire you for that.
corleon198425 22
wow