Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
leogs23
Nighty night
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unreasonable
Today, after finishing work and collecting my bag from my locker, I yawned as my manager came to ask me a question. She yelled at me for yawning. She then told others that I have a chronic yawning problem at work and need medical intervention. I can't even yawn once after a long tiring day on my own time. FML
CapNCook
Chicago, United States
Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Stuck
Today, I was told by my boss if I was late one more time he fired me. I replied, "Can I quit then if that's the case." He then said no, and gave me more shifts. FML
Anonymous
Leave me alone
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
sleepytime
United States
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
kingkobrastrikes
United States
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Anonymous
Australia
One law for me…
Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML
Anonymous
Grind mindset
Today, I got yelled at for calling out for mandated overtime at work. They told me if I don't switch to another day I will get suspended. FML
Andrew Dutch Beebe
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
Top comments
Shartie 16
I yawned after reading this FML.
Frankie602 13
What the ****?
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Comments (66)
elppa_fml 10
So don't yawn? Why is this a problem?
joshmchenry23 8
did you yawn in his face? a good tip in life is to always cover your mouth when yawning, that way it's less disrespectful
fonkimonki 7
Just go straight off to sleep next time
aeryn97 17
drink cold liquids, take deep breaths when stopping a yawn. putting your finger on your tongue will immediately stop a yawn but it's not the most hygienic way while at work so try touching your tongue to the roof of your mouth. best of luck. I hope he was joking though :/
cuddlebunny31912 11
Stop sucking ghost dick ?
zenrael 21
Yawn through your nose
HeatherCorinne 14
I yawn when I see someone do it, when I hear it, see the word, see a pic of it happening to anything; cat, dog, human and apparently reading abut it on FML
mds9986 24
If you take a deep breath right before you yawn it will stop.
rialbybba 19
You can't get fired for yawning, so..
tiredofwaiting 25
That is illegal to fire someone over that wtf