Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML
Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML
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alexiiiiis09 0
I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion
oolama 2
I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..
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Comments (262)
alexandrab 0
doctors say a lot of shit they are not god! don't believe that shit they told my auntie she would pass in 3 months she has cancer it's been 3 years and she's still alive :)
alexandrab 0
ps who is is he? a friend, doctor the voice in your head?
sleazyjay 0
slander his ass off!!!! tell everyone you know who he is and that he's a ****** moron! people like that should not be aloud to practice medicine!!!
jomo111 5
is he an actor because you should get another one:/
ardencred 7
RIP
KissTheAngel 3
You'll know in thirty days.....
DalekScythe 0
if it was THE Doctor he would know. :)
mattp08934 0
id go to another doctor. and report your current one. that's bullshit.
JokeMeister 0
Told by who, your gardener?
becsadoodle 0
ooh dat ok
KatherineJ 0
First "Ooh dat ok" is not "OK". Second "Ooh dat ok" put into real words (if I am correct) is " oh that's OK ", this is also not OK as it is not a sentence. Also, judging by your picture/ speech you are that of my generation. You are a pretty young lady, please stop degrading yourself with this stupidity. Spell correctly and speak in sentences like the "big" kid you are. And for goodness sake, stop with that stupid "gang" sign and "duck-face". You are not "gangster" nor shall you ever be as good as the gangsters of old, you stupid, pitiful child. You would never last one day in the Marines. I pity you and the rest of my generation. It is the worst yet. Good-day to you.