Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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carpediem19 0
did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?
Spaceghost77 0
Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in ****.
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Comments (267)
gatorcheer 0
You don't deserve to wear make-up.
bugmenotmofo 34
LMFAO YOU FAIL
SeximusPrime 0
You must be the stupidest human being to ever exist in the history of the universe. Are you a freaking Aspie or something?
aaronjc 1
ydi for being so dumb!
XxxTohardforuxxX 0
ROTFLMFAO!! Your a ******* retard for actaully think it was a remotely good idea to put highliter ink on your face!! XD
richie_007 1
What a dumbass, that's what you get for reading and believing that kind of rag!
tisiphone_fml 0
Ah, I also wish those magazines would vanish off the face of the world for promoting anorexia and other awesome habits in today's young women, but sadly, they were not in fact talking about the sort of highlighter you take notes with. Highlighter is indeed an actual cosmetic product, essentially used to create the opposite effect of blush. It's sort of a clever sales gimmick...
Shadow_Phantom 26
I wish they'd disappear too. I myself only read gaming and informative type magazines.
zaphilia 0
Seventeen always cracks me up. Maybe it's 'cause it tells girls to be themselves and that size doesn't matter while showing pictures of (badly photoshop'd) freakishly skinny models.
snafu57 1
about whether or not to even USE makeup: If the barn needs painting, paint it.
sarabearaa 0
are you serious ? wow your a retard. you common sence hun.
melissa1983 0
Okay first of all it's "you're" NOT "your". Second of all it's "sense" NOT "sence" Maybe you should learn to spell before you insult someone, because now you look like a ******* retard.
citygirlnomore 0
lol. agree. and the "you" was probably supposed to be a "use" dumbaaass
rlet 1
you have to be kidding I don't think there's someone soo stupid to do that
mylifeisfuckedd 0
wow youre for sureeee the stupidest person like everrrrrrrr