Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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Top comments
carpediem19 0
did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?
Spaceghost77 0
Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in ****.
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Comments (267)
maggiewalters 17
how dumb are you?!
Jackiess22 0
Funny.
CyclonePsycho 1
What made you think that glowing ink is good for your skin?
Lauriebug 0
I find the massive amounts of morons with no concept of good grammar, punctuation, or spelling calling the OP a dumbass to be quite hilarious.
Lauriebug 0
The extra s was a typo, actually, and the comma after punctuation is just as acceptable as not having one. Get a life. Also, are you aware your username is spelled wrong?
Lauriebug 0
Did you read my comment at all or were you just correcting trivial things that actually need no correcting? I said nothing about the OP's grammar.
EarlHickey 0
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
missxtravesty 0
It's called an Oxford comma, and it's actually more often used than not. Not having it there leaves room for misinterpretation.
Emilyinroom483 7
No one gives a **** about the Oxford comma.
redbluegreen 41
I've seen those English dramas too. They're cruel.
iPsych0 0
wow, fail idiot.
Rainkicksu 0
I didnt know someone could be so stupid..
yeahaveragelife 0
bahahaha! lol #9, agreed. this is greaaaaaaat. "hey, where'd you get that awful rash?" "ohh, you know, just rubbed some highlighter fluid all over my face."
yeahaveragelife 0
bahahaha! lol #9, agreed. this is greaaaaaaat. "hey, where'd you get that awful rash?" "ohh, you know, just rubbed some highlighter fluid all over my face."
vixenish 0
LOL!!!!! Common sense much?
doorbellgirl 0
I'm 11 (almost 12) and I even know what liquid highlighter is YDI
neon_shoes 0
You're to young to be on here. Also, you lied about your age on your profile. I looked at it and it said you are 13, not 11.
KelMarCos 3
Wow you're just as stupid as the OP... under your about section you clearly state that you're 11 and afraid of doorbells... yet your birthdate has you as 13. Please leave and come back in 7 years hopefully smarter.
Sadielovesyou 0
wow guys it clearly states that she is 12 as of April 4th! leave her alone!