Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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Top comments
ActionFearo 39
It'd probably be best if you jumped in after it.
pizzzah 9
how does a bullet even feel like a rock
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Comments (141)
NodakN8V 25
You are a special kind of stupid
Daydreamer4466 6
You go jump in and get it. My have give kidney.
ksks1234 33
Wow OP! For being an eight year old boy, your grammar is amazing. I assume you are an eight year old boy, because you do not have enough self discipline to stop throwing rocks for two seconds to look at a bullet and pass it on.
catella_fml 12
Está en la luna
ksks1234 33
It is on the moon? I don't understand.
robertmil90 10
Sorry to hear that, but you probably should have stopped throwing the rocks when the bullet got to you sorry op, but ydi
DanielleinDC 34
Maybe you should have been paying attention instead of throwing rocks in the pond, especially when your teacher was passing a rare artifact around. YDI all the way.
thenewgirl29 20
I don't know why but this FML really annoys me. You couldn't stop throwing your stupid rocks long enough to pay attention?
threer 30
Agreed. It pisses me off. And so does the inconsistency! He calls it a pond, then a river. Which the **** is it so I can know exactly how ****** you are?!
dachayke 16
You definitely live up to your bio, 75.
tj4234 36
I hoe you at least paid back the amount the artefact was worth. These things have incredible value. Paying for it would teach you a life lesson detention never could.
tj4234 36
*hope
devans00 14
What an idiot. I hope they made you pay. Because of you, future classes probably can't touch history anymore.
awilliams44 9
pretend the rock was the bullet and blame it on the other guy