Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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Top comments
ActionFearo 39
It'd probably be best if you jumped in after it.
pizzzah 9
how does a bullet even feel like a rock
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Comments (141)
jakeroney98 14
Is there a "you're an idiot" button on this site somewhere?
epicx22 22
No one probably saw him do it... Hopefully.
lu95 16
If you're old enough to be on this website then you should be old enough to not be such a dumbass
jazzy_123 20
you'd be surprised
southern_momma 7
I was just wondering how old OP is... sounds like a little kid to me.
jazzy_123 20
107, I was thinking more of a high school student...
doglover100 29
Did you jump in after it?
brandoneyez1 25
Hope you got it back!
jrn 14
YDI. Idiot
PattonGilette2 18
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_Minato 8
Hope you didn't get into too much trouble!
TallMist 32
Don't know abou you, but I'd certainly hope that a dumbass stupid enough to throw away a rare historical item WOULD get in a lot of trouble.
dutchy86 20
why did'nt you pay attention if someone is telling the history off you're country!? this brave men and women fought with there lives to give the next generation a better life! so treat the history with respect. YDI!
gracehi 33
I see that English is your second language. "Why *didn't you pay attention when someone is telling the history *of *your country? *These brave men and women fought with *their lives to give the next generation a better life!" "didn't" is "did not" without the "o" so the apostrophe goes where the "o" would be. "of" is pronounced "uv." "Off" is pronounced with the "f" sound and has a different meaning, as in "The cat jumped off the table" or "He turned off the stove" as opposed to "Someone is telling you the history of your country." "Your" is possessive, as in "He broke your clock." "You're" is the same as "you are" as in "You're a brave man" or "You're going to jail." "These" is plural, as in "These brave men." "This" is singular, as in "This brave man." "Their" is possessive, as in "They fought with their lives." "There" indicates a location, as in "Look over there." "They're" is the same as "they are" as in "They're brave men" or "They're fighting for their country." I hope I didn't come off as a snot, but when I saw that you're from the Netherlands I thought I should say something before some dick said something mean to you. People on this site tend to be really rude to people who make grammatical errors for some reason. I also thought it might be helpful if I explained the rules of English grammar for your future use. And good on you for learning a second language. I took French in high school and college but it never stuck.
tman1985 9
an entire screen worth of nitpicking. No, thats not coming off as rude or anything.
SmauglockHolmes 2
Well that was stupid. Pay attention so stuff like that doesn't happen.