Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ate fruit for a snack before I left to visit my mom. When I arrived, she accused me of vaping because I smelled like fruit. I'm also 27. FML
Today, my grandmother is upset I won't lie to the police for her and is now claiming that I'm involved in the Mafia. FML
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML
Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML
Today, my grandmother yet again asked where my grandfather is. She refuses to believe us when we tell her that he passed away 6 years ago. She always insists that he's out cheating on her and accuses us of lying to cover his arse. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
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Trickiest_K 9
It's amazing how fired up people get over a tomato...
nickjam19 5
So either show her some proof or just let her think she's right. it can't matter that much.
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Comments (96)
MalzxTheTerrible 4
I say argue your point and offer proof. Not that it's important to always be right, but if someone is berating you for lying about something that is a simple fact, I say stand your ground!
mstedforrester 6
fruits, vegetables... you know... to-may-to, to-mah-to
DanielleinDC 34
Watermelon is botanically a vegetable.
the_awesomest_ 6
"Technically" a fruit. A fruit is a fruit, nothing really technical about that logic.
StanSmith2013 26
Also black and white aren't really colours as you can't make them with any products of the 3 primary colours :p
hayeswashere 2
This sounds like something MY grandma would do if I told her it was a veggie
Kristoffer 35
There's a lot of vegetables that are fruits. Tomatoes, all varieties of squash, cucumbers; really, anything that grows on the plant above ground and isn't a leaf or seed pod. This includes all forms of berries. Just because something is a fruit doesn't mean it's not a vegetable. In fact, in a biological sense, all fruits are, by definition, vegetables.
BellaFurfaro 12
I honestly find it hard to believe that tomatoes are fruit though.
Chris20003 17
Well a fruit is anything that has seeds in it i.e. the ovary of the plant. I would ask, where is the seeds in the tomato?
mullisupreme 16
so what? shes getting anything through a straw soon anyway. no matter if its fruit or vegetable
Chris20003 17
It's ok we all know the truth, that its a fruitable.