Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I realised I'm one of those people who can talk without caring if anyone is listening. I was telling my husband about something, and noticed he was asleep. I checked our living room camera. He was asleep when I got home and I just started talking, for 20 minutes, without realising he was asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I tried to look productive in a meeting by nodding along, only to realize too late that I was actually nodding off. When my head dropped forward, it made a loud thud on my desk, and everyone stopped talking at once. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
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toastbrot 9
well you are very lucky that she didn't notice, other costumers would try to get you fired for that.
booman342 13
Makes me think of the capital murder case where the defense attorney fell asleep. Sometimes there's just nothing you can do.
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Comments (48)
ccat209 17
Fell asleep Standing? And with your eyes open? You're pretty talented I wish I could do that in class
zach205 24
Usually you dont stand in class unless you are up in front of the class for a presentation or something, hard to give one while asleep
LeoLowen 10
lol had that happen to me once, fell asleep checking groceries out for a guest, woke up helping another guest 2 hours later, no one ever noticed lmfao
Mudhound123 6
That never happened.
ChelseaTheEnchan 7
That's not falling asleep. You obviously don't seem to know what sleeping even is - that's just intense zoning out/tunnel vision.
TheNewGuy03 29
My Bullshit-O-Matic is detecting a disturbance in the cosmos
ThrottleJockey 36
I think that's called a fugue.
enganerd 17
Don't feel bad. I do the same thing.
sinverguenza 11
Either you're a fish or she's a hologram.
heartofhannah 28
What?
dabaerju 23
Or she's a caller on the other line.
videogames4life 10
doesn't that mean that the customer was paying as much attention to you as you did to her? I see nothing wrong here
JDonly 8
This same thing happens to me whenever I talk to my ex wife.
SkyrimN00B 4
people are shitty
GabbyPLluch88 13
it happens...
0262944 15
I bet you exaggerated that shit
gobiteme2 34
How do you know that you were actually snoring.
Fairyjoshy 13
It was probably how he woke himself up.