Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I realised I'm one of those people who can talk without caring if anyone is listening. I was telling my husband about something, and noticed he was asleep. I checked our living room camera. He was asleep when I got home and I just started talking, for 20 minutes, without realising he was asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I tried to look productive in a meeting by nodding along, only to realize too late that I was actually nodding off. When my head dropped forward, it made a loud thud on my desk, and everyone stopped talking at once. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
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Top comments
toastbrot 9
well you are very lucky that she didn't notice, other costumers would try to get you fired for that.
booman342 13
Makes me think of the capital murder case where the defense attorney fell asleep. Sometimes there's just nothing you can do.
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Comments (48)
NORCO4LIFE 3
I used to go into micro sleep while talking to customers. I once missed an entire 4 minute section of a customers rant about their bill.
coltmerriman 15
Do you have narcolepsy? Should probably try that checked out.
yayhoo16 12
Everyone should haft to work with the public at least once
jenndan36 12
yeah they should hafta
shuttfup 17
wow I hope English isn't your first language
thisguy22 33
It was actually 30 mins and she was just ******* with you.
PePziNL 20
I love your username, OP :D
AmberNowaki 21
Where do you work?
EarlFug 19
Where's the "Who Cares" button?
Code_Skull 12
WESTLAND!!!!!!
Jord_Fox 14
You snore after a few seconds of sleep?
XtremeHeat 14
I wouldn't call this an FML Sounds like you got incredibly lucky for them to not notice you you could likely have been fired.