Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
Today, it was an unusually hot day and I saw one of my friends walking down the street carrying a large bag. I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. When he got in, I noticed a horrible stench. He then told me he'd just been dumpster diving. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, as I walked with a coworker to my office through a gas station, I slid on some oil and fell right on my ass. He helped by holding my lunch. My jeans are ruined and I'm too broke to buy a new pair. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, after I was done testing a group of people for Covid, the universe decided that no, the deed was not good enough. On the way to the bus stop, I slipped and had to ride home covered in mud. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
"Sorry, but I cannot allow you on this bus. You are going to have to walk yo stanky ass home."
nixter5 18
You fell in? How did you manage to do that?
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Comments (56)
mjninety 9
It must have been bad because I have seen some really stinky people on the bus. Sorry OP.
WashingtonSkins 2
You slipped and then dumped the garbage on yourself :)
Spottedfeather 7
You mean the SMELL was so bad, not the scent was so bad.
TheLastChild 8
You probably smelled like satan's ass gas. You can't blame the bus driver.
False_Stupidity 42
lol, I was wondering when someone would mention satans ass gas.. FML reference FTW :)
dreamalways22 9
Haha that really "stinks"
peacelovepink26 0
aww :/ im sryy
StaceyMack 13
gah. gross!
bizarre_ftw 22
Nice bus driver that Sponge bath in the bathroom and some perfume? Or a taxi? Once in a while it wont hurt
lucasjames22 8
I can't figure out how you could possibly have fallen in.
zoelog 10
I'm assuming it was a dumpster and I don't see how you could slip and fall into one. that makes no sense.