Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
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Top comments
Anteezy 7
I hope that kid learned his lesson, having a seizure right behind you is just so rude. I hope more people yelled at him for being such a rude jerk for having a seizure in public.
Ducati45 0
It's hardly FYL... it's not like he would've noticed you were yelling, he was having a seizure. More like FHL for the embarrassment of having a seizure in public, not getting to just do a test and the insane after seizure headaches. What, were you embarrassed you weren't compassionate enough, and your life is ******? lame.
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Comments (80)
FHGrif 0
If you had yelled at him instead of turned to yell at him this would be an FML
catatonicsleep 17
you should have let a teacher know instead of yelling at him
RushFanatic 0
More like **** the kid's life that was sitting behind you. Jeez..
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, the world doesn't rotate around you. Your initial reaction was normal but once you saw what was happening you still made it all about yourself. It's not an FML, it's FHL.
Kalofinator 0
I've seen a lot of self centered FML's, but I don't see this one that way. FML isn't just feeling like "god why did this happened to me", it can also be "oh shit I can't believe I just did that to this person".
Kami84 0
Exactly, I've seen alot of them like that.
blueknight1st 26
Did you tell him to grow up and to actually study next time so he wouldn't have to fake a seizure to get out of the exam? I would have.
cartering 0
You need serious help if you have honestly thought for one second that kid was faking a seizure. You should also look up seizure triggers - difficult exams are a common trigger because of the stress involved. Many adult onset epileptics are diagnosed during finals of college for this exact reason
Bubblez2107 0
wow poor kid, did you atleast help the guy?
Kylias 6
Hey, hey buddy. Hey, OP. **** you. That kid's way worse off than you are in this situation, and how dare you try to make it about you! Just move out of the way for someone with a brain cell to go help him or something.
floon_fml 13
Rude. I'm sure he did help once he realized what was happening. He said he turned to yell at him.. Doesn't mean he followed through once he realized the kid was having a seizure. I think your comment was rude and assumed too much as opposed to giving him the benefit of the doubt given the fact that you don't know the entire circumstance.
brennaaa13 11
He didn't make it just about him?
swaneh 0
Today, I was taking a Calculus exam when I started having a seizure. The girl in front of me turned around and yelled at me for kicking her desk. FML
swaneh 0
Correction: *boy ; *his Fail. xP
Danzergirl1 0
Aw that sucks. For u and him. I kno a kid tht has those alot at my school and u get the most terible feeling seeing one right in front of you.Altho u shuld c y sumones kickin ur chair b4 u yell
Lucii_Furr 0
Well, it's not your fault, you didn't know. But... Did you help him?