Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
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breenarae25 0
where's #2??
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Your powers of observaton astound me.
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PureGold 0
Let me guess...#31 is a 10-year-old boy? And 35...wtf?? Racist... And OP, was the door locked while you were sleeping? I'm guessing it wasn't. I'm not saying it's your fault you got robbed, but next time, lock the door if you're going to nap or there's a possibility you'll fall asleep. The robber must have thought there was no one there and someone was dumb enough to leave the door unlocked.
too_much_fun 0
Um, #31, you just left a comment, so does that make you a 10-year-old girl too?
Mr_Positive 3
LMAO @ #2 and #35 though don't be racist dude oh and call the cops! maybe someone saw something, call before the witnesses forget
TootyFruity123 0
I would be glad that I didn't wake up because you don't know if that person had any weapons on him. He could have seriously hurt you. Just be glad that you're okay.
fuckMYlife94321 0
wow, idiots who say i dont have a computer to type this. its called an ipod touch which was on my bureau when i slept. and also, for everyone who says i should of fought its because im really sick and whatnot so i didnt have the strength to even if i knew it was burgulars.
curryndricegirll 0
Wouldn't your mom have a key to get in? YDI if you leave your house door just open. If they broke in, wouldn't you hear a crash? YDI. NO YDI for sleeping, though. It's only an FML, if they picked your lock and got in.
fmlfmlfml15 0
wow some ppl are racist on this webstie #23 lol are you saying that last comment from experience? and ppl give him a break please!!!! he was sleeping and when he woke up he was probably disoriented and ppl THAT PROBABLY WASNT the only computer in the house, and there ARE OTHERS WAYS to go on the site other than the computer.
yeahwhynot 0
okay...to 35 and 36 you guys are just racist pieces of shit, and don't deserve to live. So after the two of you die from crashing your old pick up truck while trying to four wheel it you hicks deserve 2 burn in hell... and to the OP that really does suck
Spl4sh_D4m4g3 0
#48 is clearly retarded and lives in a perfect neighbor hood with all white people. Wow man your lucky!
XDNLxtlz99 0
Okay, a BETTER fml would be 'today i fell asleep, and thought my mom came home, so i fell back asleep. i woke up to find that someone urinated on all my electronics, took a sh!t on my floor, trashed my house, and somehow broke my nose. FML'