Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
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breenarae25 0
where's #2??
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Your powers of observaton astound me.
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Comments (142)
imabroncofan 0
lmao at you guys not continuing the chain lmao at number 9 lmaoing at # 7 lmaoing at #3 lmaoing at #2.
qetzacoatl122112 0
How does this post exist if your computer was stolen? O.o
cwp318 0
I totally would have done the same thing. Our house is never locked either. We live in one of the top 25 safest neighborhoods in the country and there are so many people that just walk in and out of our house. That's something I wouldn't have noticed either so don't worry about it. You aren't alone.
mattmag 0
49 and 67 are idiots. Blacks are responsible for 29% of burglaries in the US. Compare to 69% for whites (including hispanics). You are more than twice as likely to be burgled by a white person than by a black person.
LogicDictates 0
#72 retarded folk are never alone
idrivefast 0
I always say "hello" when ever someone comes in my house for this exact reason.
lame16 0
that sucks dude.. ! ..and yeah , how DID you type this FML..?
Gmoney475 0
YDI, for not getting up and saying hi to your "mom"
Byeka 0
To everyone saying "how did you write this up if your computer and other stuff was stolen". REMINDER - All FML's start with "Today". This could have happened 5 years ago or any length of time.
achillesofdhs 0
1500 dollar computer... 52 inch tv... and ur xbox and they opened the door only once and u didnt hear them moving the tv out or unplugging all that stuf... ya this is hard 2 believe