Today, I was supposed to be sipping margaritas on a beach in Mexico. Too bad we only made it 37 miles before getting in a car accident. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hadn't been out in two weeks, and I was looking forward to going to the beach with my friends. Instead, I rear-ended someone at a roundabout and had to go home. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I was crossing back over the Mexico-US border. My mother-in-law got out of the car to go to the bathroom, since traffic was horrible. Two hours of worrying sick later, turns out she crossed the border without telling me. FML
Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML
Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML
Today, the first day of my 4-day weekend, I fell off my scooter. I'll have to spend the rest of my vacation bandaged and away from water. I'm on a beach. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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Top comments
jediloader 12
Take a bottle of tequila to Taco Bell and make your own drinks while eating "authentic" Mexican food
tonyfan00 38
Did you start dinking margaritas BEFORE the accident?
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Comments (7)
jediloader 12
Take a bottle of tequila to Taco Bell and make your own drinks while eating "authentic" Mexican food
azouwa 26
That's too bad. Hope you're all okay.
Frodo Jojo Bardell 4
I would like to thank you for using the correct form of you're. Side note, please dont die OP.
Regulate 21
One correct spelling gets you a "thanks" these days. I'd prefer it got a "thank you", but we can't all be pedantic, can we?
tonyfan00 38
Did you start dinking margaritas BEFORE the accident?
RichardPencil 32
Jell-O at the hospital rocks, too! Back me up on this, folks, to make the OP feel better.
gobiteme2 34
First thing was drive to beach. Then drink the margaritas.