Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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linkinpark98 24
The cure for cancer could be hidden in those, and none of us would ever know.…
minidinosaurgoes 9
One does not simply read the terms and conditions.
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RAUHWeltBegriff 9
Wouldn't be surprised if there was like a secret message or a prize in it and op found out because no one actually reads it including myself. -if you actually reading this you can enter this code: lonelyforever283626 to claim a new iPhone5! I wish I read it haha. New iPhone sick yo
secretllama 0
I've tried that, and believe that I've gotten brain damage
ters19 10
May god forever protect your poor soul...
1PaulyD 9
I got my iphone5 already:)
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
Don't really see how this is an FML.
freshlybreezy 15
The biggest lie ever told: "I agree to the terms and conditions..."
Calyx_fml 22
Did you also read the FML terms and conditions? Do it. You get a nifty badge.
ArcanaDL 3
was there actually anything important we should know about?
SneakyCaveman 13
I'm personally waiting for the iPhone273 to come out next year before i buy any Apple products, hopefully by then they'll have all the problems ironed out.
lakinre 2
Was there anything in it about how they could kidnap you and turn you into a human centiPad?