Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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linkinpark98 24
The cure for cancer could be hidden in those, and none of us would ever know.…
minidinosaurgoes 9
One does not simply read the terms and conditions.
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sulljason 0
See anything in there about the human centi-pad?
danseur22 0
I heard that someone did that once and there was a phone number in the middle of it that apple said to call and the guy won like 5 grand because no one ever reads them but he did. Haha
pinkybeast 0
well now this is rite boring
MexicanGinger 5
You saved yourself from becoming a hunan centiPad though xD
Jacob3443 0
This is more interesting than the person who drew the Libya flag
derpies 12
Did you seen any thing relating the human centi-pad
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Ha! Biggest lie in the world "I have read the terms and conditions".
GoCrazyForPie 3
You never know when you'll have to agree to be a part of a Human CentIpad lol
kkantan 1
at least you'll be safe from ever becoming part of a human centipad
Leasha3 14
Wow. You're right that is horrible!!