Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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linkinpark98 24
The cure for cancer could be hidden in those, and none of us would ever know.…
minidinosaurgoes 9
One does not simply read the terms and conditions.
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Comments (123)
JustKittyKat 24
You couldn't have found something entertaining and productive to do instead?
leilaostara 1
Omg your picture is hilarious :D
DukeLeto 14
Could've been worse. You could've been as bored as the guy who drew the Japanese flag...
RacerX1695 1
Or as bored as the guy that wrote the iTunes terms and conditions…
Shrouds 14
Now you can tell us about all the loopholes you discovered!
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Oh man, you must have had a lot of time on your hands.
jenniiienyc 5
That must have taken FOREVER! Seriously, last time I clicked "I agree", there were 52 pages to read!
perdix 31
Did you read the part where you agree that any Apple employee can, at any time and without cause, give you a bitch-slap, a wet willie, a wedgie, a cherry belly, and Indian rope burn, a Hertz donut or a titty twister? I'm a total Apple tool, so I have to wear a metal Manssiere at all times.
vbmg152 19
I did that a couple months ago! I'm always just clicking I agree, I started to wonder what I'm agreeing to, nothing special! I watch too much South Park! Lol!
jetsown08 21
EDIT: Ignore this comment, it was supposed to be a reply but it ended up here.
awebb21 7
I feel sorry for whoever had to write that thing.
brooks10101 1
Time to make a fort out of pillows and seat cussions