Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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linkinpark98 24
The cure for cancer could be hidden in those, and none of us would ever know.…
minidinosaurgoes 9
One does not simply read the terms and conditions.
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Comments (123)
mhopper 13
There's some crazy stuff in there! Im sure you can find better things to do with your time....
ydi_4_suking 20
OP should've just gone and masturbated
TheNewGuy03 29
I'm sure OP missed the part in the terms and conditions where it says that whomever reads it will contract a flesh-eating disease in the next 5 years. Most people miss that part, anyway.
TrixieMay363 11
Rotfl honestly idk why, but I find this absolutely hilarious.
Sammislife 5
I enjoy reading but come on that's taking it a bit far.
amandajlucas2015 2
Lol ya u could have finished the Harry potter series and actually have enjoyed reading it for as much time as u spent reading that thing
Arrawyn 12
I've done that before too. Sadly.
rosha267 21
I always feel like we're selling our souls when we agree to those things! I mean who actually reads them?
linkinpark98 24
I actually feel more bad for the people who have to type them.
dinosaurninjaXD 3
Did you know it says in section 13a that they can come take a kidney at anytime.
uzairmacy 5
Did you find the Human CentiPad part?
Shamus951 2
Apple legally owns all of our souls, and you thought the gingers were bad news =P
laxforevrr 0
Yup you're bored
john443 5
That's pretty bored, lol