Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
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Top comments
dawood_k 27
What an asshole... What goes around comes around
buckysam 7
Sounds like it is personal to me. What a douche bag for taking advantage of you because you were hurt. Hopefully he'll learn soon that karma's a bitch and get what's coming to him.
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Comments (50)
Ki11erC 18
Even with fractured arm that seems a lot to let them do without even trying to stop them.
knoxxx 22
Have you ever actually broken your arm? The pain may not set in right away, but often the shock will make you nauseous to the point you can't hardly move. I passed out when I tried standing up after breaking my arm. Plus you're not supposed to move until your broken bone is stable, you can really screw things up by moving the position of the fracture.
demonfacee 14
Actually that is something personal.
NellieeNell 18
Did you get a good look at his face? If so go to the cops, report him, & say "it's nothing personal" when he's in handcuffs. (:
nattlecakes 19
He could've at least had the decency to just steal your money and not your entire wallet with your license and stuff in it
silverstream20 20
I'm sorry you got hurt OP. While, I don't actually believe in Karma, in this case, I sincerely hope this prick is dealt a swift blow in his life to compensate for hurting you. Get well soon.
SauceySarah 30
My mom's coworker was riding her bike in SF, got hit by a car, and the car drove off. As she was laying on the ground in agonizing pain, some guy went to her and stole her wallet and cell phone and she couldn't do anything about it because she couldn't move. People suck sometimes.
Reality_bites 14
These kind of stories really depress me - I mean what kind of a person do you have to be to not only not help someone who is clearly hurt but to then take advantage of them too? That's a whole new level of scum.
Ellykay 17
This is the world we live in now. People are honestly disgusting.
GuiLD15 7
LOL straight outta a comedy xD
OscarEcho 12
In Hordaland? Where exactly did this happen?