Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I made eye contact with a baby across the room. It smiled at me, so I smiled back. The baby immediately started screaming. Everyone stared at me like I'd just threatened it. FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Today, while vacationing, a small boy asked to see the baby I was holding, wrapped in a blanket. I showed him, and his face reflexively scrunched up. The boy's mother came and apologized to me. Her face scrunched up too. FML
Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
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crzyry 6
Solution: Paper bag!
captainmarshall1 0
Now that is something I am truely jealous of!
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lespaul36 0
Do you have facial hair. I have had problems like that sometimes when I have had a goatee. Or if you are a bigger person it can sometimes scare kids. Don't feel bad, just make sure you are clean shaven and squating.
iicasinas 0
dont worry, you're not alone. same thing happens to miley. {:
MissLadyLuck15 7
Babies hate me too. But most people say I'm pretty so there's probably nothing wrong with you.
XxOtakuKaixX 3
Don't worry. You're not alone. Sometimes little kids look at me and have a breakdown.....the same thing happens to some older people, too.
Lola2cool 0
Rofl,Yeeep I Agree with 125,Kids Love Exploring and looking at New things Also Babys Love Ppl with Glasses
joeyrocks 0
u must be really ugly 2 make a baby scream O.O
joeyrocks 0
if ur a girl idk how u will find a guy. if ur a guy idk how u will find a girl. ur life sucks..... BADLY
aliadnan708 6
haha lmao poor babies
WickedPixie 0
It could have been something you were wearing....
flyboy96 0
that's hilarious. :D