Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
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MQ_was_here 0
One word: psycho.
arissia 0
Maybe she just liked the name.
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Comments (129)
idkwtfbbq 3
FYL dude that sux. does the baby have your last name cause then it TRULY be named after you....
hiyalovesheyo 0
agree with 33
darkmis1 18
Are you sure she named him after you? How do you know that the baby doesn't just have the same name? I can't say FYL because I don't know if she actually named it after you, and I can't say YDI because there's really nothing to deserve.
Silentstrike 11
I agree with 42
npk88 0
Ok, there really needs to be some clarification in this fml because there's a lot of ambiguity. Some questions; 1. By "Stalker girl" do you mean somebody that you actually know who is obsessed with you and follows you around on a regular basis? Or just somebody who was following you around walmart on that particular day? 2. If she is someone you know; did you have sex with her roughly 9 months ago? Because if so the kid could be yours and YDI for not taking responsibility for your child 3. If you did OR didn't have sex with her, but she still followed you around all the time; wouldn't you have noticed she was pregnant for the last few months before she gave birth? If you never saw her pregnant before if she was stalking and obsessed with you and now suddenly has a baby supposedly named after you; maybe you should call the police because it sounds like she stole the baby! But overall I think this FML just sounds really dumb and doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
csd_fml 5
YDI for thinking of random people as stalkers. The woman's even had a baby, she clearly has a life. Just because the baby has the same name it doesn't mean he's name after you and even if he were, how exactly does that affect you? Get over yourself.
lepercaunsal 0
conceded much ur not gonna be the only one with the same name so stfu
blastvortex 4
That just makes me wonder who the father is....
preggiepop2887 0
f all your lives for taking the time to trash this guys' fml post.
fylseriously 0
oh god some of you over analyze and jump to conclusions so fast. what if his name is not common and it's obvious the kid is named after him? op that is crazy. file a restraining order asap!