Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
squintal 0
thats just f'd up
fuckmylife431413 0
it grosses me out when people say don't shave your balls. i cant imagine how disgusting unshaven balls are. ew. FYL if you don't shave.
live_your_life_fml 0
reeeal smart. fyl
YLIF 0
oooo, after reading this, i'm not sure if i want to post this comment cause i'll have to click on "Spill the beans!" here it goes.....
fuckmylife431413 0
sex=shave shave=sex no shave=no sex
katie_bby 0
hahahahahah, what was your cancel excuse?
Loserguy139 6
Moron, lol YDI but defo FYL haha, dumbass
zandar 0
you did WHAT for a date!?!?! JFC.
Random_Chick 0
I have to say for one that sounds like awful pain!!! and for two I know I dont care if the mans balls are shaved or not, now the other areas down there are better trimmed but no need to be clean shaved. I would rather see hair then a scab YUCK! LOL
flavadog 0
WTF!? sharp things and the family jewels NEVER FITS! YDI smartass