Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
pandaloop 0
i never thought shaving your sack coulda been so dangerous. what if you died of bloodloss like that? that would suck balls... ...no pun intended.
fckthssht 0
Ouch! I feel bad that everyone says you deserved it, that must have sucked a lot, but you really didn't need to shave your balls, most girls really don't care that much if you're hairy. still ouch...
cutiepie4life 0
Awww that sounds so painful, i hope u heal up quickly, and best wishes for u nd ur girl!
DarkMirror 0
I kind of have to agree with #174. Not every girl is into that. So you probably weren't going to score anyway.
Valter 0
A lot of girls appreciate an under beard but boy, that sucks that you cut your vein! #174 is my hero.
eman2021 0
you dumbass YDI big time
Shannn 0
Words cannot describe how much that would have sucked.
thekraken 0
My god! This is painful to think about!
mikefeuer 0
Balls
genesis357 0
dude that sucks. kinda happened to me once, but it was a 3 blade razor, and i only clipped a capillary. still hurt like a bitch though