Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
corpsegrinder_fml 0
you are a moron. plain and simple.
falcon_paunch 0
If this was a first date or something, I think the girl would find it creepy that you're planning for her to see your balls.
blalien 0
YDI. $40 for a new electric shaver would have been a lot cheaper than medical bills. And yeah, girls like 'em shaved. Anybody who disagrees has never been laid.
Roxas_fml 0
That sucks balls, dude.
k1o2a3l4a5 0
26.- HA! Our???? FYL.
flippyfloopy 0
must have hurt that sack ahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhhahaha
vanklein 0
Shennigans. Who would call a paramedic for a shaving nick? Especially they veins in your scrotum, they are superficial. Put pressure on it for 5 minutes and itll stop. YDI cause this is either made up or you're a moron for calling an ambulance. Do you call when you get a papercut too?
lalalala1234 0
@ all the people saying why the hell would the OP shave down there: why the hell would girls shave down there? shit. and @ the OP: sorry man. bad accident.
Mykeh 0
Ew! Don't try so hard. That's really unfortunate. And shaving your scrotum has got to be one of the most unnerving things to do.
DUpios08 0
Completely made up or your really bad at shaving...I've shaved everything down there for 10 years plus with a razor and have yet to have a cut of any sort