Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
AntX2 1
God...fail.
Travestie616 0
Erm.. I'm a chick and I honestly don't care, and I don't know anyone else who does either. Guys are SUPPOSED to be hairier than girls, it's OKAY! Really.
EG_dod 0
It's a vasectomy for cheap! Lol.
average_girl 0
Ummm y would u shave ur penis? Anything sharp near the balls is just screaming bad luck
ElleEnvy 0
Ouch that must have hurt like hell. YDI because she probably doesn't care.
lostxsouls 0
@2: Wow. It never said his FIRST date. It said his BIG date. That sucks though. I know how you feel, that happened to me when I was shaving my bikini area. >__>';
UncleverName_FYL 0
OP Ignore all the haters man, this is a fml. The guys who say this is the reason why they don’t shave down there, obviously aren’t getting any, and have never gotten a bj in their lives. As for the girls who say they don’t care if guys shave, they don’t realize what their missing out on. But your also an idiot for not using the electric razor, NEVER, EVER, use a blade razor for that even if your electric is dead. Sex & no bj > no sex & no balls
1OBSESSION 0
OUCH! Hope you feel a lot better =).
anoneymouse69 0
this should be an illustrated FML
funsize003 0
haha. you fail. hahah # 191 agreed. and really? grow a brain, and this won't happen to you. :)