Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
AylaMarie92 tells us more.
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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3mi1y_ 16
I actually just cringed
mentallizzard 19
what a terrible mistake
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Comments (154)
zoeeileen 6
deserve it. poor mouse.
IconicFML 9
Is everyone ignoring that putting a mousetrap on a stove could be dangerous with contaminants and possibly diseased blood encountering food!
BlackAfrican64 13
What r u doing writing go to the doctors
SecretPlatypus 2
Just imagine if you tried to brush your teeth to get the blood out of your mouth and ended up accidentally using the same toothbrush
cheesebond 29
I'm so sorry but I just got light headed because that was so fricking sick
CuteFangirl 5
That's disgusting
Goldilocks1 8
I dont know if I would have shared that tid bit. Truly disgusting, but future reference, if the Brissels are red on the brush, font put if in your mouth
LastQueenLyssa 11
I'm sorry bro, but I don't understand how you just mindlessly put the toothbrush in your mouth after cleaning up a rodent's blood with it.. That image would've stayed in my head for awhile, but that may just be me.
OhNoAGhost 18
Honestly, this entire FML was so disgusting, it almost failed to be funny.
ethanperches 7
At least you didn't use it to scrub your toilet