Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
AylaMarie92 tells us more.
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
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3mi1y_ 16
I actually just cringed
mentallizzard 19
what a terrible mistake
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Comments (154)
slipstreak 10
That's why there is such a thing called disinfectant wipes.
Fuzy2K 7
Why would someone brush their teeth with disinfecting wipes? O_o ...Oh.
moocow398 6
Ewe. This one actually made me gag
Fact_Hacked 7
100th comment woot woot
Blahblah9921 4
eww thats gross
sandman2118 10
Make sure you go an see a doctor
alex_carstens_yo 9
you should probably get yourself tested for some diseases.
davincidasecond 24
I seriously got a little bit nauseous reading this fml. I hope you're okay though OP.
TwentyFourBeerz 18
WTF!
no_lungs 16
...and thats how the zombie apocalypse started
Jellysweetheart 23
Aw that sucks :( Sounds like something I would do though