Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
AylaMarie92 tells us more.
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
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3mi1y_ 16
I actually just cringed
mentallizzard 19
what a terrible mistake
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Comments (154)
Bigfabthetruth52 22
how aren't u able to disassociate the two situations.
kailarahne 19
This is probably one of the most shocking FMLs I have read in a long time.
echosong 16
Mouse slaughter
daisiebud 18
It was your own fault that the blood was there in the first place. You deserved it.
KayyKaylyn 14
My mouth is stuck open in shock right now
Ilikepie82479 20
Good luck
hberri331 18
U deserved it
Sp4wn 17
Old habits die hard...
T1A2Z3 35
YDI for mouse murder