Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
AylaMarie92 tells us more.
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
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3mi1y_ 16
I actually just cringed
mentallizzard 19
what a terrible mistake
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Comments (154)
3moPopSickle 6
The mouse's revenge
zsaddayz 16
Grody
worldclassrager 41
Do you lick the spoon after feeding your pet wet food?
Garnetshaddow 30
Icky...
kingoftheawkward 5
Worst mistake ever!!!
lesliemay15 8
ewww. that sucks. maybe it's like a habit to put tooth brushes in your mouth bc we have to to keep our teeth clean.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Gross mousewash.
nattnatt73 31
that made me lol
nattnatt73 31
that's one of the grossest things i've ever heard
awkward_gothlady 32
Thanks for reminding me of why it's never a good idea to look at FML while eating breakfast....
zombraingirl 11
And he never brushed his teeth ever again...